Microsoft Sucks
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Microsoft hit the big time when Bill Gates stole all the good ideas that Steve Jobs stole from actual talented people.
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  • Joe Hall
    Joe Hall

    4:32 you can tell it's Oney by the Harry Potter typeface

  • Bryan Robinson Null
    Bryan Robinson Null

    Microsoft Surface computers are pieces of shit.

  • Antoninmp
    Antoninmp

    well bill got divorced... pay back

  • Abhay Sastry
    Abhay Sastry

    +

  • the zimra
    the zimra

    yeah people whined about red ring... i dunno was super easy fixable... also probly cause i live in a cold place... but didnt have that problem infact i still got my 360 controller and useing it with my pc to this day...

  • daniel moore
    daniel moore

    6:30 it was all fucking Bateman's plan from the start

  • Registralified ✔︎
    Registralified ✔︎

    No

  • See Shiriously
    See Shiriously

    Pretty ironic that this recommendation just popped up after Bill gates Divorce

  • Jonathan Jollimore
    Jonathan Jollimore

    Sorry Microsoft hands off Nintendo

  • Papa Nasser بابا ناصر
    Papa Nasser بابا ناصر

    Sony sucks idiot kid

    • Joaquin Anthony Gunawan
      Joaquin Anthony Gunawan

      sony followed microsoft's example of charging people to play online, so it's not really sony's fault.

    • Papa Nasser بابا ناصر
      Papa Nasser بابا ناصر

      @Uncle Urda idiot noob you stay mad kiddo

    • Papa Nasser بابا ناصر
      Papa Nasser بابا ناصر

      @Uncle Urda you little baby idiot

    • Uncle Urda
      Uncle Urda

      Stay mad lil bb boi so precious

  • Papa Nasser بابا ناصر
    Papa Nasser بابا ناصر

    macOS sucks idiot

  • cris_starwarsfan2010
    cris_starwarsfan2010

    Literally the whole video: fax

  • DisneyNerd1994
    DisneyNerd1994

    6 years later, the tables have turned

    • Markus Alfred Levo
      Markus Alfred Levo

      I Am not so sure

    • Ivan Sandoval
      Ivan Sandoval

      Ahhh...

    • Linus Overy-Smith
      Linus Overy-Smith

      Not really

    • Todd Howard
      Todd Howard

      Nah bro I wish

    • caternovk
      caternovk

      Nah

  • Elijah Clark
    Elijah Clark

    my original white xbox 360 still works and we bought it on release :D

    • Elijah Clark
      Elijah Clark

      @caternovk oh ok

    • caternovk
      caternovk

      Nah

  • Robotic_Cyanide 3
    Robotic_Cyanide 3

    Lol! Right under this video i saw a video that says sony rocks lol!

  • Wolf Star
    Wolf Star

    Gamepass really fixed this video

    • Markus Alfred Levo
      Markus Alfred Levo

      I’d rather have nintendo online for 200$

    • Todd Howard
      Todd Howard

      @Wolf Star bro I OWN an xbox. My company was BOUGHT by xbox. But mictosoft keeps promoting anti consumer tactics.

    • Wolf Star
      Wolf Star

      @Todd Howard almost all of them.

    • Todd Howard
      Todd Howard

      Gamepass is great but it didn't fix any problems listed in the video

  • Gustavo Dutra
    Gustavo Dutra

    Holy shit. 54% of xbox 360 were faulty ? I've never got this red ring. And i played it for like 5 years. Lol

  • Anderson Chemey
    Anderson Chemey

    nice

  • TuxRacing
    TuxRacing

    When you have an error with any Microsoft hardware, they literally just go, it’s your fault, but you can fix it by buying our newer product

  • Bonan _ Gaming
    Bonan _ Gaming

    Fuken Hate Microsoft Man 👎🏻

  • Augusto de Oliveira
    Augusto de Oliveira

    Bill Gates is the Antichrist

  • Dayton Whittle
    Dayton Whittle

    Your xbox your game no sign in the sign been ther all long wrong

  • Kim Patricio
    Kim Patricio

    Let's see Paul Allen's card

  • Manan Alwadhi
    Manan Alwadhi

    And after more than 20 years of harrasing ppl, they have partially removed xbox live with free to play games no longer requiring xbox live gold

    • 1
      1

      They only did it because people were mad about them trying to double the price of xbox live.

  • Officer Chunk
    Officer Chunk

    6:30 Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's company.

  • Pelon 69
    Pelon 69

    I’m an Xbox player, but I fucking hate that Microsoft owns it

  • Realist oldschool
    Realist oldschool

    The only thing worse is having Microsoft in your Ford

  • Realist oldschool
    Realist oldschool

    Microsoft went down hill after dos 6.0

  • Liragon Enigma
    Liragon Enigma

    This video didn't hold up very well now you must feel like a moron

    • Markus Alfred Levo
      Markus Alfred Levo

      He still hates microsoft

    • Todd Howard
      Todd Howard

      @Liragon Enigma I hope your not over the age of 7, because if you are then your teachers must have failed you, Jesus.

    • Liragon Enigma
      Liragon Enigma

      @Nick Dziura hope you're not as stupid as you seem

    • Nick Dziura
      Nick Dziura

      XD I hope this is ironic

  • kvb 110
    kvb 110

    Microsoft a EA subsidiary

  • joink25
    joink25

    How many people actually looked up if Microsoft spent $13 billion on sand?

  • Numei Destoyer744
    Numei Destoyer744

    What’s the end credits song again? It sounds familiar…

  • Mc Creamy
    Mc Creamy

    No matter how many times I watch this the end part gets me every single time 😂🤣🤣

  • SB817
    SB817

    shut up.

    • Markus Alfred Levo
      Markus Alfred Levo

      @SB817 Windows was good but xbox is The worst console

    • Todd Howard
      Todd Howard

      @SB817 bro what are you even on about?

    • SB817
      SB817

      @Todd Howard well i agree that an xbox is kinda a playstation rip off.

    • Todd Howard
      Todd Howard

      @SB817 were talking microsofts reign on xbox, not whatever you think it is.

    • Train Wreak
      Train Wreak

      @SB817 true but we are talking about conlse

  • weź się popłacz
    weź się popłacz

    Holy fucking shit dude

  • Breazy
    Breazy

    6 years later... *do it again*

  • Mr.LoroGameplays85
    Mr.LoroGameplays85

    More Nintendo

  • Sweet Toof Jr.
    Sweet Toof Jr.

    4:44 yo where does he find these stock photos lol 🤣

  • Rozĝardeno
    Rozĝardeno

    Daily reminder that Microsoft Windows is malware: gnu (dot) org (slash) proprietary (slash) malware-microsoft

  • 300-I.Q. Prower
    300-I.Q. Prower

    “Thank you for inspiring your competitors to sink to your level” The perfect summary of Macroshite

  • GRAND DAB!
    GRAND DAB!

    Paul Allen? More like Paul Alien! Remember that movie by those guys that made Shaun of the Dead? They made a movie about an alien, named Paul! And that movie was distributed by Universal productions. Universal, Alien, Paul? Wake up, sheeple!

  • Nerdy Old Guy
    Nerdy Old Guy

    Welcome back to another episode of I agree:

  • BlackSheep
    BlackSheep

    Dam it sucks that Nintendo statred to do it to even though they never did for years

  • BlackSheep
    BlackSheep

    Intro song?

  • S Lee
    S Lee

    And guess what. It still sucks lol

  • Seymour09
    Seymour09

    Ants infinitely more hardworking and efficient than Microsoft! Microsoft far worse than ants

  • Seymour09
    Seymour09

    Microsoft should be forcefully dispersed by anti monopoly agencies

  • blank _
    blank _

    6 years later microsoft makes a new minecraft for more money. microsoft sucks and gets worse every day

  • Mattastic Mattattack
    Mattastic Mattattack

    Ants , it all makes sense now 😱

  • stylpopapranca
    stylpopapranca

    Buy playstation

    • Mug Rides
      Mug Rides

      I'm not that desperate.

  • Dan VS Game
    Dan VS Game

    This title hasn't aged well.

    • 1
      1

      @05 - [READACTED] yep there's literally no reason to get an Xbox when most of their exclusives are on PC as well

    • 05 - [READACTED]
      05 - [READACTED]

      Although microsoft isn't as bad playstation is still better xbox has to up their game a little more to beat playstation and with horizon zero dawn 2 coming out I think the gap will spread further

  • Pony Boy
    Pony Boy

    No lie even tho you have to pay for psn, I actually like it because the games are way better.

  • Essense of Stupid
    Essense of Stupid

    This was my first dunkey vid I've been watching him for years now

  • Quality Jokes
    Quality Jokes

    6:34 isn't paul allen was slaughtered by patrick bateman?

  • stinkfist75
    stinkfist75

    The blinx soundtrack.

  • Hentaifan7
    Hentaifan7

    It takes 10 years before you can acess you’re account even when you type the password in 1000 times Microsoft is dogshit

    • Mug Rides
      Mug Rides

      You're probably doing something wrong.

  • Netherborn
    Netherborn

    Bro have some respect for microsoft suck is bad word

    • Wadevor
      Wadevor

      No

  • Big Dandy
    Big Dandy

    Yo who else popped their case off of their Xbox360 and had their house fan blowing on it to keep the red ring at bay 😂

  • Test Mail
    Test Mail

    Is that shit for real they spent millions on sand for what and why?

  • Vinicius Milani
    Vinicius Milani

    6 years later and now Microsoft is *decent* and Nintendo is the one that sucks.. goddamnit

    • Mug Rides
      Mug Rides

      ​@yashwin mewal Well, of course it does not because they are already exclusive. The thing is that Microsoft knows taht like literally everyone says that they don't have good games. Thats why they are buying half of the market. That's where they are going to lead. They have the financials to do it. Xbox is not very important to them so they can actually blow money in it and it doesn't have to make profit instantly. on Sony's and Nintendo's side however, this is different. Consoles are very important for them and they don't have an ass full of money and if consoles don't sell well, they have a real problem. Since the switch is not exactly batteling with the Xbox, they might not be overtaken, they even cooperate with Microsoft. MS brought Cuphead on the platform and will bring Game Pass to it. If tzhey now really buy a lot of games, one of the only points that Sony has left now will be gone so Microsoft will probably ultimately win the console war.

    • Mug Rides
      Mug Rides

      @Markus Alfred Levo Thank you, I honestly don't care what others really think about Microsoft, it's just wrong how they are put like the worst possible thing in history in the video and I want to tell the people who say that Microsoft has no games the truth that they actually have a lot games. Just look in Steam for Xbox Game Studios. i myself consider me as a proud start menu liker, I use Windows Search and Bing in edge. I regularly buy in the Microsoft Store and installed Microsoft launcher in my phone. I got myself a surface device and I'm happy with it.

    • yashwin mewal
      yashwin mewal

      @Mug Rides if they own Bethesda it doesn’t mean Bethesda isn’t on PS4 I am not saying Xbox is the worst I am just saying it doesn’t have the best exclusives (imo) I get why people like Xbox and I get why people like playstation it depends on preference

    • Markus Alfred Levo
      Markus Alfred Levo

      @Mug Rides so stop bothering.... just go go and reply on other comments trying to defend microsoft but you are talking to dunkey fans so good luck!

    • Mug Rides
      Mug Rides

      @yashwin mewal And quick resume And a better performance And more drive space with faster loading times for not optimized games. They have PlayAnywhere. They have a great backwards compatability, and FPS Boost for older games. Game Pass features EA Play now and there are rumors that they bring Ubisoft plus to it. Also they will bring it to the switch because it is already more popular. Also, there are a lot of small things they do better than the PS5 for example like Bluetooth Audio, not broken fans on some console they did a way better job at cooling, they don't have as much stock drift and the console features 1440p.

  • PlumBob
    PlumBob

    the number of red ring lights that are on mean different things i know one of the errors is for power supply/power cord

  • BORAN
    BORAN

    their past can be bad but as a turkish guy i mean as a guy from a fucking poor country xbox game pass is the best thing i ve ever had to play original games

    • Gavin Vincent
      Gavin Vincent

      Xbox game pass is the only good thing Microsoft has going for them right now

  • Karamali NumberOne
    Karamali NumberOne

    I was decide to buy xbox series s but after watching this video i regret my decision

    • Mug Rides
      Mug Rides

      @Markus Alfred Levo Because it simply became better. It actually cares about their people and customers. Do I have to like Xbox and Halo to like Microsoft? I just came here to trigger some Fanboys from other companies and it worked.

    • Markus Alfred Levo
      Markus Alfred Levo

      @Mug Rides then why are you defending microsoft in every reply

    • Mug Rides
      Mug Rides

      @Markus Alfred Levo I don't like either of them.

    • Markus Alfred Levo
      Markus Alfred Levo

      @Mug Rides go away xbox/halo fanboy

    • Mug Rides
      Mug Rides

      No, Microsoft definetly isn't as bad as in the video ans dunce Steve is no longer CEO, MS is a good company. Remember that this was made 5 years ago.

  • Karamali NumberOne
    Karamali NumberOne

    indian

  • ꧁my dad has diabetes꧂
    ꧁my dad has diabetes꧂

    Microsoft sucks you have to pay a thousand pesos for just changing name

    • ꧁my dad has diabetes꧂
      ꧁my dad has diabetes꧂

      @Mug Rides i get the same results

    • Mug Rides
      Mug Rides

      @꧁my dad has diabetes꧂ Why would you want to change your name twice?

    • ꧁my dad has diabetes꧂
      ꧁my dad has diabetes꧂

      @Mug Rides ikr you can only change your name 1 time

    • Mug Rides
      Mug Rides

      No, you don't. For me, it was for free.

  • Robust Nut
    Robust Nut

    This was the first video I've ever watched from this channel 5 years ago. Damn time flies.

  • Willem
    Willem

    Exhibit AA: Windows Update.

    • Willem
      Willem

      @Mug Rides Thanks!

    • Mug Rides
      Mug Rides

      @Willem Then, good luck.

    • Willem
      Willem

      @Mug Rides I did the research on how to fix the May Update not working, and it still crashed it. I've just set my connection to metered so I'll still get security updates. I'll see about this Media Creation Tool, but last I checked, none of the other options in the menu it goes to after automatic repair didn't help any.

    • Mug Rides
      Mug Rides

      @Willem If you have a problem with Windows, the best way is always to reinstall it. When using the Windows 10 Media Creation Tool offered by Microsoft, you can even set it so that you won't loose any data. I had an issue where the start menu wouldn't open and it helped there. A bit more research on how to fix something would probably be good before complaining.

    • Willem
      Willem

      @Mug Rides Bro, I've updated my computer to May 2019 4 times and it's always greeted me in the morning with "starting automatic repair." My Dad and Uncle have both run into the October Update when fixing computers, and regardless if your PC is ready or not for the update, it'll still force the update on your computer if you don't update it long enough. I've turned it off in services.msc and it'll turn itself back on automatically using Windows Update Medic Service. Most people don't have a problem, but please do not turn a blind eye to the others who do.

  • S Alamares
    S Alamares

    They removed flash and i actually was so mad

    • Brazilian Kaiser
      Brazilian Kaiser

      Microsoft had nothing to do with that tho. Adobe is the one that owns flash.

  • Vincent Noot
    Vincent Noot

    Microsucks.

    • Mug Rides
      Mug Rides

      Oh, finally a smart comment. Guess that took you some time...

  • Carl Chandler Lars Tinaeus Bursjö
    Carl Chandler Lars Tinaeus Bursjö

    This man just K.O. microsoft

  • Joshua Bunt
    Joshua Bunt

    I'm calling my dad he owns micsoft I'm telling him eat u sad

  • Joshua Bunt
    Joshua Bunt

    I'm calling my dad he owns micsoft I'm telling him eat u sad

  • Jorge Mouta
    Jorge Mouta

    Fuck you MichaelSoft!

  • Unknown_88 Unknown
    Unknown_88 Unknown

    Fuck Microsoft

  • PixelDrixxle
    PixelDrixxle

    "Windows Live" legit never heard of that before probably was such a joke

  • 360H3ADSHOT
    360H3ADSHOT

    Xbox> paystation

    • Markus Alfred Levo
      Markus Alfred Levo

      Nintendo=Sony>>>>>>>>>>>>>> xbox

    • horizon trash
      horizon trash

      @Brazilian Kaiser gaypc

    • Brazilian Kaiser
      Brazilian Kaiser

      Gaybox=Gaystation

    • horizon trash
      horizon trash

      Lol

  • THX.Tex.Official
    THX.Tex.Official

    Sony Apple and RAZER is the best

    • Mug Rides
      Mug Rides

      Ahhmmm, I'm pretty sure that you just confused something.

  • levaithan l
    levaithan l

    Fuck Microsoft

  • nek
    nek

    sargasdFSGASFAD

  • Broderick Campbell
    Broderick Campbell

    Microsoft Office, more like Macrohard Onfire.

  • PeanutButterMan
    PeanutButterMan

    i cant simply buy minecraft microsoft thinks i must be trying to hack into the fbi database

  • Bluer than Xephos
    Bluer than Xephos

    This aged poorly. But in a good way, its important to have competition in the gaming industry and xbox slowly burning down was not a pretty sight

    • Jimmy Niyokwizigigwa
      Jimmy Niyokwizigigwa

      [ Kytsunee ] sony has been going down the shitter

    • Spow84
      Spow84

      @[ Kytsunee ] Gamepass

    • [ Kytsunee ]
      [ Kytsunee ]

      I don’t really see how it aged badly, though. Microsoft hasn’t really done anything better, except developing a new Halo whose developing staff has been losing more and more people and getting out a new console that doesn’t really do anything besides performing about as well as PS5 and allowing people to play older games.

  • Everything Chris Prime
    Everything Chris Prime

    WHY ADD A SEARCH OPTION THEN SAY GET AN APP.

  • Fadli RZ
    Fadli RZ

    I swear the "pay to play online" Is so suck that makes many console player switch to pc

    • Mug Rides
      Mug Rides

      Yeah, but the worst thing is that this shit even works.

    • Dankest Ranch
      Dankest Ranch

      It's so expensive too

  • Armasu Matei
    Armasu Matei

    When my bro was like 12 or 13 ears old we had a original x-box 360 and every time we turned on the console it would shut down like after 6 minutes AND livingbin Romania we could not call mocrosoft so we had to go to our dad and ask him if he can fix it...........until we gave up an bout a ps.3

  • Brendan
    Brendan

    My black Xbox 360 red ringed after like 2 years lol

  • Zachary Person
    Zachary Person

    How do dunkey’s videos feel like 15 minutes when they’re so short

  • Dead Juice
    Dead Juice

    The only good thing to come out of Games For Windows was the hilarious GFW radio podcast.

  • TheHatGamer
    TheHatGamer

    im so glad that when i had a xbox 360 i never heard/had a red light

  • Adapt Or Perish
    Adapt Or Perish

    I actually had much better experience using Windows 8 than I am now with using 10. Judging by this logic “let’s take a good idea, fuck it up and charge money for it”, that makes sense.

  • ok
    ok

    I feel like recently xbox has been getting much better, especially because of gamepass

    • Mug Rides
      Mug Rides

      Yeah, exactly from that point on when they ditched that EA creep and instead made Phil Spencer the Xbox CEO.

  • Skidoog
    Skidoog

    How can you still be an Xbox fanboy now unless it’s purely because of nostalgia or pride...

    • Mug Rides
      Mug Rides

      @1 Yes, it's true that the real Xbxi Exclusives are all Indie Games but still more that the PLAYSTATION Exclusives. Even if you don't need Bluetooth audio, it's definetly good to theoretically be able to use it. Playstation players like flexing around with their fast storage, even tho it's completely useless and the Xbox loads in games faster than the PS 5 as long as they are not optimized for it because the Xbox has a better Chip and therefore faster decompression. And because of the expensive storage, we only have just about 600 GB where we can store our games on, because it needs space for its operation system and ASTRO wich is waaaayy too less.

    • 1
      1

      @Mug Rides I can't think of any exclusives they've even put out recently and all of their actual good games are on PC as well. They do have multiple versions of consoles there's like 4 different versions of the Xbox 1. I've never understood the appeal of Bluetooth considering you can play music directly from your phone and alot of people have Alexa and Google home stuff. Xbox performs practically identical to Playstation. Gamepass is on pc.

    • Mug Rides
      Mug Rides

      @[ Kytsunee ] That they have no Exclusives is simply a lie and here is a list of things they do better than PlayStation Console Performance Stick Drift Quick Resume Game Pass Leading Exclusives in most genres. Quick Resume Smart Delivery and Play Anywhere Backwards compatability They don't have multiple Versions of the same console like Sony where some have f*cked up coolers. They have 1440p They have Bluetooth Audio They have a controller for disabled people The design in my opinion. I like minimalistic Design. Yeah, that's the beginning of the list...

    • [ Kytsunee ]
      [ Kytsunee ]

      @Followup Account I don’t really see how the situation for Xbox is any different? They still have no exclusives, hell, they got a console out with nothing to play on it except stuff from the previous generations. They do gamepass well, and that’s fine and dandy, but the key problem is: it’s on PC too. They keep getting advantages away from themselves to bring them to another part of their own ecosystem. People saying it’s Xbox’s good will that makes them put their exclusives and GamePass on PC is also quite funny to me. It’s like someone dressing up as Santa and getting a present under the Christmas tree for themselves to excitedly open the next day.

  • A K
    A K

    You didn't have to insult the ants, ants actually fix things that are broken.

  • Thirteen Fox
    Thirteen Fox

    Why does your voice remind me of goldburg, from mightyducks?? Anyway good great video, thanks for all the laughs!

  • RUBYBLOCK
    RUBYBLOCK

    I hate Microsoft because it screwed with Minecraft

    • RUBYBLOCK
      RUBYBLOCK

      Well yeah.... But they ruined bedrock edition

    • Mug Rides
      Mug Rides

      They didn't touch the Java version as far as I know.

  • ෴

    Well uhh special kids making game Who buy there game worth like I said sucks

  • Mysterious Chaos
    Mysterious Chaos

    I will do everything I can to get away from Microsoft! Monopolies are supposed to be illegal. They have absolutely no care for their own customers because they don't have to! No one is being held accountable. All for money

    • Mug Rides
      Mug Rides

      Yeah, and now say how it is in 2021. Under Steve, everything was about money, under Bill and Satya, Microsoft is more user-friendly. Nadella basically did a 180 degree turn.

  • Swat Kyle
    Swat Kyle

    Microsoft is Retarded

    • Swat Kyle
      Swat Kyle

      @[ Kytsunee ] this conversation is called nun of ya Business

    • [ Kytsunee ]
      [ Kytsunee ]

      Being gay is not an insult, what even is this conversation?

    • Swat Kyle
      Swat Kyle

      @Followup Account no u

    • Swat Kyle
      Swat Kyle

      @Followup Account ok 👌 what ever you say

  • Raccoon Boi
    Raccoon Boi

    How to stop the console war and console hate: just everyone shut the fuck up and play what you play and give normal good feedback on how to fix a problem and not yell it and hold the maker at gun point. Let’s be civil men people

    • Mug Rides
      Mug Rides

      But these little fanboy kids can't be quiet.

  • kevin ivory
    kevin ivory

    I had 3 360's red ring on me but I never sent them in for repair. Got a replacement plan where I bought it so when one went bad they'd veryfy the red ring and I'd just grab a brand new one. Good god I can't imagine waiting two months minimum to get your console back. Must have been absolutely maddening.